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Austinholic_3:16
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Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 11:56 pm |
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You can't here that Lincoln Park without thinking Hov.... Can I get an encore It was the original, but yea, Hov....
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DaTruth
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 12:04 am |
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I've shitted the bed today in terms of bets, haven't pulled the trigger... Wanted the over with Mikey and didn't pull... Wanted the over on Woodley didn't pull.... Not about to get brave with the Jones DC scrap, fuck it...
Somebody get Jermz a lifevest.
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Jermzhi
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 12:28 am |
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This bitch had a pool party today, got drunk and high, and is now passed out on her living room floor. Im finna go sit in the hot tub and watch the fight solo...but now with all this cant swim life jacket shit from Truth, im thinkin maybe I should keep my ass inside and dry Man....UFC aint doin well with fights like that Woodley Meia fight.....
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Jermzhi
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 2:07 am |
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This girl is out cold...no pussy tonight, barely any drinks, she drank them all. Now im on her couch tryna set up a fuk for tmrw night with another bitch.
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DaTruth
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 2:23 am |
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Finishing up the second season of Billions. Classic shit. I want to fuck Wendy Rhoades
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Austinholic_3:16
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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 8:54 am |
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This bitch had a pool party today, got drunk and high, and is now passed out on her living room floor. Im finna go sit in the hot tub and watch the fight solo...but now with all this cant swim life jacket shit from Truth, im thinkin maybe I should keep my ass inside and dry Man....UFC aint doin well with fights like that Woodley Meia fight..... It was a solid card sans Woodley fight. Seems like we keep saying that about Woodley. Maia was 0/23 on takedowns.
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Jermzhi
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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2017 2:23 pm |
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Back in vancouver. 1120 am with a beer im my hand and ontario bitches are blowing my phone up. 10 of them to be exact. I cant even go on vacation without the sky falling. Never know your worth til you leave "Jermz i need some more...right now!!" And i got 4 vancouvers on the fly asking for it. Need another bottle of henney, time to go deep on em!
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Austinholic_3:16
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 8:59 am |
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Those 25 oz Lime-A-Ritas for $3.00 are a beautiful thing. Great value. Idk why people drink at bars. Biggest rip off in the world.
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Jermzhi
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2017 1:04 am |
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Ive been drunk since saturday. One more night left. Fucked an unhappy wife on the beach while my boy fucked her soon to be divorced friend in our hotel room. And i accidently hit the audio record button during the whole beacb ordeal. That bitch could be in a lot of trouble one day!
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bonea
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 8:01 pm |
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I ain't drunk, just been drankin.
First and foremost, in Michigan, you can buy liquor in a Kroger supermarket or at Walmart. In Georgia, only in a liquor store. Amazing.
I have a couple buddies that are whiskey, bourbon, whatever the fuck you wanto call it, snobs. My rich ass brother in law will buy some whiskey for over $100. Truth be told, I can't tell a difference on that versus this $14/bottle Evan Williams lol. As a matter of fact, I am enjoying a glass of Evan on the rocks. Might take over having a couple beers and may even be cheaper.
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Jermzhi
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2017 1:47 pm |
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I got DRUNK at the wedding saturday night. Woke up in some broads bed 1 town over from the farm. Wore her out one more time and got out the fuck of hillbilly land.
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Austinholic_3:16
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2017 9:38 am |
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Get ready bottle, 1:00 pm, you get raped.
Who's coming with me??
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Jermzhi
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2017 1:58 pm |
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I got DRUNK at the wedding saturday night. Woke up in some broads bed 1 town over from the farm. Wore her out one more time and got out the fuck of hillbilly land. The story was even more than I thought. I got so drunk that I took a broad who had a man to my car and caught brain from her and took off the draws. The draws were also in my whip under the seat when I took the other chick into my car. I've been trying to put the clues together about the night and just got the rest of it when brain called me 2 days ago askin bout the draws. If thats how them hillbilly weddings run, I need more of those!
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2017 12:05 am |
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Austinholic_3:16
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2017 12:24 am |
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Yo estoy fizzucked up. Yo, for real.
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E907777
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2017 1:05 am |
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Austinholic_3:16
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2017 8:44 am |
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Shit was crazy. Thank god i got home.
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Jermzhi
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Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2017 12:59 pm |
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Fucked a drunk Russian girl last nigt. My first Russian. it was Marvelous!!
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E907777
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2017 7:49 pm |
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E907777
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Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 9:41 pm |
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Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 9:44 pm |
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E907777
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Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 10:22 pm |
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Been a good night. Pregame had my bb come through. Best headgame in the business. Game time, got some brews out. Craft beer guy. 4x10% beers and im feeling finem. In between play trynna get this chick i met last night to come by.
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E907777
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Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 10:30 pm |
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Bih sys shes coming over but "dont expect anything." DMn it bitch. Its 1030 im drunk and im feeding you a plan b before you step in this house. Oh and brady just threw a pick, this biths dinner getting MASHED.
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Jermzhi
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Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 11:56 pm |
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Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2018 8:07 am |
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I almost feel bad for this chicks puss. Between getting A1 head a few hours earlier, and being fucked up, I whiskey dicked this chick into oblivion.
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