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You are set to be executed in the morning, and you can have ANYTHING as your last meal the night before. What is it gonna be?


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Double-bacon cheeseburger/ 10 piece hot-wings/ 10 piece tostones / a pork-chop/ a Jamaican beef-pattie/ a slice of pizza/ slice of lemon custard pie/ a diet coke.


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Double-bacon cheeseburger/ 10 piece hot-wings/ 10 piece tostones / a pork-chop/ a Jamaican beef-pattie/ a slice of pizza/ slice of lemon custard pie/ a diet coke.


Muthafucka about to be executed and he wanna drink a diet coke.

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Double-bacon cheeseburger/ 10 piece hot-wings/ 10 piece tostones / a pork-chop/ a Jamaican beef-pattie/ a slice of pizza/ slice of lemon custard pie/ a diet coke.


Muthafucka about to be executed and he wanna drink a diet coke.

:kopfpatsch: ........... :lol:

Anis why not a nice cold beer?

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Pussy is my number one option. But if its strictly just food, than I want a Bacon cheeseburger. chilly fries, pizza, a steak well done, Arroz con Gandules and Avacado.

My only question is, how does someone get an appetite knowing they bout to be killed in the morning? My stomach would be in knots. :cry:

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Kaos that process is so long you'd have adapted to it enough to eat a meal.

My meal, a big steak, jerk chicken, macaroni and potato salad, rice and peas, with a few pieces of fried dumpling on the side, a fried king fish, and a small portion of oxtail and curry goat on the side, wash that with an ice cold red stripe.

Give me that, and not only will I go quiet, but i'll sit in the chair and confess some shit that I aint even do.

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Double-bacon cheeseburger/ 10 piece hot-wings/ 10 piece tostones / a pork-chop/ a Jamaican beef-pattie/ a slice of pizza/ slice of lemon custard pie/ a diet coke.


Muthafucka about to be executed and he wanna drink a diet coke.

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I don't know what's funnier: that he's drinking a soda or that he's calorie conscious with just a few hours left in his life. Can't even make that shit Classic Coke. :eusa_snooty:

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I hate to be intheband02, but we need to lay down some ground rules here. Can a last meal really be like 10 different items? Or is that the point? I always thought it was supposed to be a singular dish, effectively determining what your favorite food is. If not, I would just go on and on until they decided to end my life even more prematurely. A lot of meat, a variety of sauces, fish, and beer. Basically a jail cell churrascaria/brewery for the night.

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I hate to be intheband02, but we need to lay down some ground rules here. Can a last meal really be like 10 different items? Or is that the point? I always thought it was supposed to be a singular dish, effectively determining what your favorite food is. If not, I would just go on and on until they decided to end my life even more prematurely. A lot of meat, a variety of sauces, fish, and beer. Basically a jail cell churrascaria/brewery for the night.


Aye, fuck off buddy!!! :finger: :lol:

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I hate to be intheband02, but we need to lay down some ground rules here. Can a last meal really be like 10 different items? Or is that the point? I always thought it was supposed to be a singular dish, effectively determining what your favorite food is. If not, I would just go on and on until they decided to end my life even more prematurely. A lot of meat, a variety of sauces, fish, and beer. Basically a jail cell churrascaria/brewery for the night.


I think its simple. eat as much as you can, realistically that is. Of course a last meal can be 10 items if you can realistically finish it all. and if I skipped breakfast and lunch I know for a fact I can finish my list for dinner. Now if I took that list and added a ft long cheesesteak sandwich, a huge plate of rice and beans, and a gallon of ice cream, that wouldn't be realistic. I don't think a last meal convo should consist of a protein with 2 sides. Just be realistic.


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Assuming it's one plate per...

Appetizers — lobster cocktail with butter, Buffalo Wings.

Main course - Ribeye steak cooked medium from the number 1 rated steak restaurant in the world. I'll take that with cheesy mashed potatoes and steamed vegetables. Pepsi and ice.

Dessert - Chocolate fudge cake with a large coffee, light and sweet with half and half.

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so I get shit for diet coke but steamed veggies is A-OK with everyone. Cant even get straight up French fries but instead mashed potatoes. I think Gerber does a pretty good Mashed potatoes and steamed veggies dish, at least my daughter thought so when she was fucking 3 yrs old.


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I'd probably have a hard time eating, particularly if I was going to be executed via hanging, electric chair, guillotine, or firing squad. I might be able to eat if it was lethal injection.

Grits, eggs, patty sausage, biscuits and tomato slices. Orange juice and coffee.


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so I get shit for diet coke but steamed veggies is A-OK with everyone. Cant even get straight up French fries but instead mashed potatoes. I think Gerber does a pretty good Mashed potatoes and steamed veggies dish, at least my daughter thought so when she was fucking 3 yrs old.


Fuck French fries.

Try the cheesy mashed potatoes from Joes crab Shack before you talk. I'm talking grown man food, comfortably getting to my desert and then taking a massive shit after I'm done with my chocolate fudge and light and sweet coffee. You gonna fuck around and die from heart burn and indigestion before you get to your diet coke.

Put me on the chair and light me up after my meal, they gonna kill me but I'm shitting on niggas.

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Arroz con Gandules, potatoe salad, Pernil with salad and blue cheese dressing. Might as well throw in two empanadas de pollo drenched with crystal hot sauce. And a Pepsi.

Then I can die.


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Because fuck them.

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You gonna fuck around and die from heart burn and indigestion before you get to your diet coke.



considering the circumstances I wouldn't mind that at all. :-)


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You gonna fuck around and die from heart burn and indigestion before you get to your diet coke.



considering the circumstances I wouldn't mind that at all. :-)

Die before they get to you taking away the satisfaction of your victims family watching you die by the hands of the law lol. Not bad. It's like one last fuck you to everyone.

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These dudes drinking Pepsi.

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These dudes drinking Pepsi.

Soft. No one wants a good cold beer?

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god damn it now i want a nice cold beer...right now!!!


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I wasn't aware they'd let you have a beer as a request.


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and why are people dissing Pepsi now, I get the diet coke thing, but now just Pepsi is soft?? what kind of fluid standards do you guys have?? Ya dudes take shots of vodka with dinner every night or some shit?? Fucking Russians. :lol:


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im more of a rum guy meself. Sailor jerry.


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