If you went down on a stripper I'm callin you Adrien.

Did you hook up with any Asian trannys?

Do i look like finito?

But did she work my pole?

How much it cost you?

Alright, here's a rough outline of the long weekend...

Saturday afternoon we hop on a plane, with a stopever in Chicago. have 2 drinks on the flight, doing ok. From there we fly Chicago to Vegas, about 3.5 hours. Add in 4 more drinks, and things are looking good. Get to Vegas, check in at the hotel (TI). grab a quick bite, shower and change and we head out. That night we got VIP at a club in the Venetian called TAO. We get in, get situated, order up a bottle of goose. A few goose and crans later, E90 is feeling good. Out on the floor I go. It's crazy there, unlike any clubs I;ve ever been too. Bitches everywhere. i swear the screen out the fugly ones, because i didn't see anything less than a Vegas 7.5. So i;m making moves all over the place. I go back to the table to reload on drinks, and who has the table in the same section as us? Bachelorette party. Bingo! Strike up a conversation with the bride to be's cousin, cute brunette, tiny little thing with big tittays. We talking and drinking, and the 2 parties basically became 1. We go out on the floor, start making out. things are good. It's about 3 am, and i;m sure i;m gonna stick the landing here, until I get cock blocked by the chick who is going to get married. She's so drunk she passed out in the VIP. So they leave to get her back to the room, we exchange numbers and figure we will try and hook up. Back across the street to our hotel to hit the tables. It's about 5 and i give her a call, no answer. Damn it! Back to the room, pass out around 6.

Sunday, get up about 10, grab some breakfast, a shower, and we start drinking. Go to Carnival court outside Harrahs. great outdoor bar. Bartenders toosing bottles around like crazy, giving out free shots left and right. Band sucks though, but that's ok, i don't mind. Quick bite for lunch and i get a call from TAO girl. They all want to know what we are up to. So some of us and some of them meet at a bar in our hotel (home field advantage) called Senor Frogs. Drinking those big ass yard size drinks. Laughing it up. TAO girl gets up to go to the bathroom, which is in tha casino, gotta leave the bar. 5 minutes later i get a text, i leave, meet her by the door, and back to the room. Nothing better than vacation sex with a chick you'll never see again. She wants, hers, i want mine, and all inhibitons out the window, cuz we aint never gonna see eachother again. Wouldn;t let me put it in the ass though.

Finish up our business, back to the bar. Everyone knows what's up, but who cares? parties go out seperate ways. We go to an expensive ass dinner that night (not my idea. Fuckin insane upcharges on steaks and shit) We're all banged up from all the drinking. Some of us want to push through it, others want to chill, bachelor among them. hey, it's his party, i'm along for the ride. So we go back to the hotel and go to another bar called Gilleys. Country western bar. So we grab some seats at the bar, and watch the sights go by. Strike up a conversation with some chicks, but i can't get anything going. My cousin though, was able to work some magic, and him and a chick disapeared for a while. People keep dying off as they are too drunk and go back to their rooms to pass out. Me and my buddy just hang at the bar, drinking. sstarted flirting with one of the waitresses who kept walking by. Red head. I know, i know. Something about this chick though...It's sunday night so it's pretty slow, by vegas standards in there, so after a while she came back to hang with us. This chick...this chick was something special, LOL. Putting down whikey like that shit was water, the cowboy hat with the black bikini...fuck. We exchange numbers. She's gotta do shit to close up. I head back to the room, but my cousin is still using it, LOL. Back to the casino floor, just walking around, killing time. Red calls me, wants to meet up. Can't go back to my room, so we hop in her car, back to her apartment. Shittly little place off the strip. This girl gave me one of the best fucks of my life. She gets the slow clap. early in the morning she drops me back off at the hotel. pass out.

Monday, really didn't do much during the day. All the boozing caught up with me. not as young as i used to be i guess, LOL. Just chilled out poolside until mid afternoon. Caught a nap, shower, and a bite and we head out to Spearmint Rhino, a strippy out there. We get there, and as soon as you walk in, chicks basically meet you at the door. nice move by them. After a few dances from this asian chick, back out to the table, just chilling, sipping on some drinks, throwing a few $$ here and there. Asia comes by again, has a seat. chatting it up with the group, grinds on the bachelor for a while. order up more drinks. She leaves, comes back, leaves, comes back. Each time we're drinking. See's i got some cigars, asks if i want to go out for a smoke break. sure, why not. Outside just chatting it up with here, and a couple people out there. wanna go for a walk? sure? take a little stroll...to her car. zip, zip, getting head in the back of her escalade, LOL. We exchange numbers. We leave, wait a few hours, call her. no pick up. Woke up tuesday, tried again, but no dice. never got to slam. stopped by MGM on my way to the airport, saw them setting up for the fighters to arrive, cool shit. Got some TMT gear, and called it a weekend.

Nice!

I'll be in Vegas this summer for my Honeymoon.

congrats bro!

It's a hell of a town man. Too bad you are bringing sand to the beach! LOL.

Thanks Vic!