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Motivated from our chat no doubt.

Def. hit up espn.com on the phone to check scores on games of interest to me.

Some dirt is done as well, involving perhaps some secret icons on the phone I use to keep messages that others may be to happy about on the low, you know.

Youtube, check out any rap battles I need to catch up on.

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I don't remember the last time I took a shit without my phone, unless it was to read a fitness magazine, my girl gets them shits, I had one with Rousey and Tate on the cover and my shit got semi erect while reading up on the rivalry and seeing some of the pics.

Keep it real niggas, that shit is a bitch when it happens, dick inside the fucking bowl and that shit starts to get crazy on you, find yourself in some shit, literally, not knowing what the fuck to do. Pulling that shit out just feels wierd to me, like that one eye monster is just staring at Truth on some "Nigga, why you got me out here with no pussy to enter, fucking pervert"

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I don't remember the last time I took a shit without my phone, unless it was to read a fitness magazine, my girl gets them shits, I had one with Rousey and Tate on the cover and my shit got semi erect while reading up on the rivalry and seeing some of the pics.

Keep it real niggas, that shit is a bitch when it happens, dick inside the fucking bowl and that shit starts to get crazy on you, find yourself in some shit, literally, not knowing what the fuck to do. Pulling that shit out just feels wierd to me, like that one eye monster is just staring at Truth on some "Nigga, why you got me out here with no pussy to enter, fucking pervert"


This my friends...THIS is what a HOF post looks like. Bravo my friend. You get the slow clap for that one. :lol:


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I don't remember the last time I took a shit without my phone, unless it was to read a fitness magazine, my girl gets them shits, I had one with Rousey and Tate on the cover and my shit got semi erect while reading up on the rivalry and seeing some of the pics.

Keep it real niggas, that shit is a bitch when it happens, dick inside the fucking bowl and that shit starts to get crazy on you, find yourself in some shit, literally, not knowing what the fuck to do. Pulling that shit out just feels wierd to me, like that one eye monster is just staring at Truth on some "Nigga, why you got me out here with no pussy to enter, fucking pervert"


This my friends...THIS is what a HOF post looks like. Bravo my friend. You get the slow clap for that one. :lol:


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Honest, I swear to GOd, I shit so quick these days it doesn't take enough time to do a damn thing.
It used to be terrible with the shit I ate and drank. All I could pretty much do then is cup my face in my hands an grunt at my innards spilling a 180 spray across the bowl and I knew a flush wouldn't be enough to clean. Just terrible. My shit is so pristine I should sell it like bat guano to organic farms here locally. Those plants would be so super jacked nutrition fortifying people to live to 140 :woohoo-jumping-smiley-emoticon:


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I usually go on here, other websites, NFL.com, 49ers. Com ESPN, boxing scene, read important papers. The only time I ever read is on the toilet, I probably only spend about 30% of the time actually shittin, the rest is educational lol Facebook as well and I also hate getting an erection while on the throne

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For me it's the usual. Read Boxing, get on here and post, jerk off to some porn, play games on my phone or call up family.

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For me it's the usual. Read Boxing, get on here and post, jerk off to some porn, play games on my phone or call up family.


Man, talking to people while taking a shit is fucked up!! And if someone calls me and i find out they pinching a loaf, i get pissed! :smiley-wagging-his-finger-saying-no-emoticon:


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For me it's the usual. Read Boxing, get on here and post, jerk off to some porn, play games on my phone or call up family.


Man, talking to people while taking a shit is fucked up!! And if someone calls me and i find out they pinching a loaf, i get pissed! :smiley-wagging-his-finger-saying-no-emoticon:

What so bad about it? I done it many times over. Only a handful of times they did know I was taking a shit cause I be pushing during the convo. They just be like...

"Are you taking a shit"?

I'm like "Yes I am, why"? They don't answer. Just hang up on me. :D

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For me it's the usual. Read Boxing, get on here and post, jerk off to some porn, play games on my phone or call up family.


Man, talking to people while taking a shit is fucked up!! And if someone calls me and i find out they pinching a loaf, i get pissed! :smiley-wagging-his-finger-saying-no-emoticon:

What so bad about it? I done it many times over. Only a handful of times they did know I was taking a shit cause I be pushing during the convo. They just be like...

"Are you taking a shit"?

I'm like "Yes I am, why"? They don't answer. Just hang up on me. :D


Thats me right there. don't call me when you'r shitting!! :smile81: :smile81:


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Vid chat is especially true here.
ccVoo, Skype, Hangouts, and all that jazz
Me, "'Hey whats up?"
Answer: "not much."
Me, "What you doing, you look funny?"
Answer: "taking a dump.....(smile)"
Me, "Damn, Ill call you back"
Answer: "nah..its cool."
Me..."no its not!"


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I see nothing wrong with it. You can't smell it or see it. You can hear it if I dropped a big one though. But chances are I will either cover the phone or say something loud to muffle the sound of it hitting the water.

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I see nothing wrong with it. You can't smell it or see it. You can hear it if I dropped a big one though. But chances are I will either cover the phone or say something loud to muffle the sound of it hitting the water.


I can't be sure they ain't rubbin one out.
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I see nothing wrong with it. You can't smell it or see it. You can hear it if I dropped a big one though. But chances are I will either cover the phone or say something loud to muffle the sound of it hitting the water.


I can't be sure they ain't rubbin one out.
SERIOUSLY. :sign0065:

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That's gross

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I have a magazine rack in my bathroom.

And I actually read The Ring Magazine, current and past issues. Always keeping my mind off of whats going on- Lol


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if you're rubbing one out while taking a shit, that at least makes you 1/2 a fag, right?


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if you're rubbing one out while taking a shit, that at least makes you 1/2 a fag, right?

If you talking to a dude on the phone, you aint half gay at all. You are FULL gay!!! :smile81:

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Even if not talking to anyone. if you rubbing one out while something is going on with your ass at the same times, you a homo.


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Even if not talking to anyone. if you rubbing one out while something is going on with your ass at the same times, you a homo.

I don't know. I have never rub one out while at the same time dropping a load.

Btw, I could had sworn someone here had previously said they like a little finger action from their lady while getting blown. I cant recall who it was though. Could had been Jermzhi or Finito. I'm not sure.

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Even if not talking to anyone. if you rubbing one out while something is going on with your ass at the same times, you a homo.

I don't know. I have never rub one out while at the same time dropping a load.

Btw, I could had sworn someone here had previously said they like a little finger action from their lady while getting blown. I cant recall who it was though. Could had been Jermzhi or Finito. I'm not sure.


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