So I'll just jump right into it. I was a late bloomer. I lost my virginity at 17. And I definitely got some friendly ribbing over it from the fellas because they all lost theirs at age 9 to their 3rd grade teachers lol. But yea once I hit 17 I said fuck it I gotta make it happen. I was always fairly good looking and a nice guy and had no issues meeting girls. In fact I was a "Friend Zone" kingpin. I was probably to nice and respectful and other assholes would cut in front of me and close the deal with these hoes lol. But then I met this smoking hot ghetto chick who was 24 with 2 kids, so I knew she was fucking, and I knew it was go time. So it took me a month to get it, and afterwards I felt like Andy at the very end of 40 year old Virgin lmao. So yea, extremely late bloomer, gotten some shit over it, but I've honestly never given a fuck and never got offended over it. That bitch was bad as hell and worth the wait.

Lolololol hahahaha good shit man.

I didnt bloom late but I had some long layoffs. First trim was age 7. Baby sitters daughter behind their couch. All her idea too. First smash was grade 8 a slutty Asian girl and an Indian girl who I knew my whole life were competing for the kid and I created a bidding war. Got em both lolol. From grade 8 to grade 12 I hit nothing. Pure close calls but the broads was just not giving play. I always managed to pick the chick who wasnt feeling it and ignore the one who was the sure shot.

Like this one big jam....the two prettiest black and half black girls in school...who were best friends....both who liked me...the light skin bitch was scheming to her friends to fuck me....but I wanted the dark skin girl....who has a man....so after I couldnt get that I left the jam...and some other loser scooped it up after she had a few drinks and thought nigga was me when he came up behind her. He ain't hit but got a little kiss and grab ass. Her friend told me the next day I was a sure shot to hit if I stayed. My judgement was just poor back then.

And from that point my life became a 5 year fuck fest. Lol. End of HS....was getting a weekly. Went to Uni. Lol. Weekly. I was smuggling bitches into and out of the house. At the height of it my grandmother cornered me after I just finished getting it in and dropped the legendary line in front of the girl "you think I'm running a whore house in here???" She almost took me out lmfao.

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But yea it was the Asian girl. Went to her parents rich ass house after I double rode her ass home on my bike. Parents wasnt home. She took me inside. Trim on the basement couch. Woulda been raw if my boy didnt toss me the Jimmy before I put her on the bike. Like i said...she was a slut. Well know. I know for a fact some of the other niggas hit it.

Indian girl lived around the corner from me got her the week after in my basement. Only indian girl I ever still think about. Tall bitch slim with a fat ass and thick thighs and that was in middle school. Karen. Some child bearing hips she had. And she smelled good. Wasnt one of those stinky ones lol.

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Man I'll tell you, not now, but 3 regrets I've had over some basically easy dime pussy that was begging for me but it didn't happen over some nonsense. All 3 I was already broken in. But damn, I mean dimes man lol.

We fucked up some easy pussy man. We ain't no shit about shit back then. Woulda been a massacre if I knew then what I knew even 5 years later.

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Yes. It hurts to think, if I knew then what I know now. Oh....my......God.

Age 7??? Man...you lyin ass Negus.

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Brother Burowz, I swear I aint lying man, me and the girl was playing licky behind the couch man, I aint proud of it., I was a nasty muthafucka, still am

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Yea I kinda took a double take at the age 7 lmao. But Jermz ain't got no reason lie about anything involving sex lol.

The mom was a bit of a pig. The house was dirty and she smoked inside and in front of us, mind you this was the 80s anyway so that was normal. So it doesnt all surprise me that her daughter maybe came across some porn or something, or saw her mom getting it on...and got ideas, because shes the one who had all the dirty ideas when she pulled out the couch and grabbed my hand to go behind it. I was not exposed to that nasty stuff yet, the most to that point was talking about touching some tiddies or a girls crotch when around my young brother. Going beyond that was foreign to me.

I just pulled my pants off, got the trim, and then licked what I was asked to lick man, and about a month after, the babysitting with them was over either moms caught wind of how dirty the spot was, or baby sitter caught wind and decided to blame the little black kid rather than her little angel.

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7 is wild

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How I feel after failing the Anis test

Trust me man, since that growing up, I'd catch little cousins engaging in foolishness exploring themselves in dark rooms and just cussed them out and sent them on their way, reminding me of the same foolishness, I dont know how kids find a way to these things, or even knowing of these things.

And friends who have kids now end up in some situations with these kids getting close to doing some similar shit with someone elses kids and they lookin at me like..."how does this get to these kids, we would have never back in the day"....and I'm sittin there like...

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Man...you wasn't seven. You didn't even know what to do with that little pecker of yours.

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These the same motherfuckers that be playing fantasy football with us?

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Burowz, you not paying attention man. I said SHE TAUGHT ME MAN the little whore was the one with the know how!!!! SHe took advantage of me man!!!

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I plead the fif

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Negus in here posting without sharing their own story.

Jermz got his lil pee pee wet in 1st grade and got some suspect FF playing cousins. We get it. Next....

On my life Burowz this story is real. Swear to God and on my life.

The only part I might be wrong on is the age....and to make you call it even more bullshit, come to think of it age 7 is grade 2, that puts me at 1988 as an 81 baby. But it didnt happen in grade 2, in grade 2 I was living at a newer house and it didnt happen there, Sept 87 to roughly feb 88 I was living with my father while my moms and fam moved to the new house, and this slackness certainly didnt happen on my dads watch lmao. He was dealin drugs and workin but he always had legit ppl babysitting us lol. So it happened at late 5 or early 6. Tho I wont rule out 5, lets say a 5 year old couldnt possible be gettin trim and eatin pussy. So it had to be 6 between feb 87 and the end of the school year in 87.

Why would I make this up man??? Kids that age dont even know how to clean themselves Bruh! And we was behind the couch....nvm man I'm over it, it's disgusting.

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So this is why you're so sexually deranged? That makes sense. lol

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Like I have been saying.....A FAMILY OF DEGENERATES!!!!!

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Let it out bro....Brother is here for all of your counseling needs. I want you to deal with this tragedy that has clearly been bothering you for decades. Grief is a hell of a thing but I am glad that you trust Brother Burowz enough to tell me about getting raped behind a couch.

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You wanna hear a real joke. Lol. Me and my bro at my nieces soccer game, and my bro breaks into a tangent about sexual traumas, telling me how our former step mom brought some other broad over and the broad did some sexual shit to him but he wouldnt elabortate. And he tryna tell me that what made him fucked up sexaully....and of course i aint counter the narrative. But underneath, I'm like NIGGA you been a sexual deviant since you was 3 You talkin about some shit that happened at 12-13 years old man????

We are a bad breed Brother lol. Pray for us.

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Dont feel too bad A, mines was at 16.

I too had grimey ass homeboys who got theirs quicker, but since then they all have been failures in life lol. My main potnas was all around my age and we all doing fairly well.

But there was this new girl who moved from another area. Bad ass redbone black girl. Light skin with those slight freckles, and a big ol' booty. She had already been getting dick from an older boyfriend where she used to live. But she left that clown behind and was new and all the fellas was on her. She chose up and wanted the young papi.

We would take the same city bus back home after school, but she normally got off several stops before me. On this day tho, she remained on....i was like where you going? She stated "her homegirls " house lol.

So i get up and pull the thing for my stop, and she gets up with me. She said "i think she lives around here" i said ok lol


So im walking towards my house, she right there with me. I start thinking like hmmm it may go down today. Cause i knew my moms was still at work for a few more hours. I alao lied and told her i was not a virgin

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So she asked to use my phone, i let her, and while she did that, i got my room together a lil bit. The phone was in the living room. I thru on that Donnell Jones album lol

She comes in like oh is this your room. King magazine cut outs everywhere lol Vida Guerra, Buffie the body and all them hoes lol

So basically she lays on the bed and kinda like gets to it, my scary ass backs up like halfway thru and dramatically went to the edge of the bed and looked out the window.....

She comes behind me like "what's wrong"...i say, "remember when i told you I wasnt a virgin ?" She says yea, i said " I lied"


I had a condom in my hand, this bitch then says " Awwwwwww".....pulls my dick out, puts the condom on and pulls me inside her, missionary style. Man i piped that bitch down like a veteran that day haha.

I went to the homecoming game that same night strutting like MF Saturday Night fever. Stayin alive may have been playing lol i had like a glow around me, an aura, and all my homies knew something was up. I became a man.


Her name was Barbara lol she brought her ass over the next day for another round. I thought i was the man cause of the day before, but this time i came in like two minutes lmao. That's my story

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My name is Ice, and I want to sincerely apologize to Matthew Stafford for all of the irrational, unfair, and quite frankly stupid comments I have made about him in the past. Stafford is elite. Stafford is clutch. Stafford is a winner. Stafford is, forever, a Super Bowl Champion. I know this now.

Ice, that's a fantastic story.