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You can't here that Lincoln Park without thinking Hov.... Can I get an encore


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I've shitted the bed today in terms of bets, haven't pulled the trigger... Wanted the over with Mikey and didn't pull... Wanted the over on Woodley didn't pull.... Not about to get brave with the Jones DC scrap, fuck it...

Somebody get Jermz a lifevest.

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This bitch had a pool party today, got drunk and high, and is now passed out on her living room floor. Im finna go sit in the hot tub and watch the fight solo...but now with all this cant swim life jacket shit from Truth, im thinkin maybe I should keep my ass inside and dry :lol:

Man....UFC aint doin well with fights like that Woodley Meia fight.....

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This girl is out cold...no pussy tonight, barely any drinks, she drank them all. Now im on her couch tryna set up a fuk for tmrw night with another bitch.

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Finishing up the second season of Billions. Classic shit. I want to fuck Wendy Rhoades

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This bitch had a pool party today, got drunk and high, and is now passed out on her living room floor. Im finna go sit in the hot tub and watch the fight solo...but now with all this cant swim life jacket shit from Truth, im thinkin maybe I should keep my ass inside and dry :lol:

Man....UFC aint doin well with fights like that Woodley Meia fight.....


It was a solid card sans Woodley fight. Seems like we keep saying that about Woodley. :lol:

Maia was 0/23 on takedowns. :shock: :shock:


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Back in vancouver. 1120 am with a beer im my hand and ontario bitches are blowing my phone up. 10 of them to be exact. I cant even go on vacation without the sky falling. Never know your worth til you leave "Jermz i need some more...right now!!" And i got 4 vancouvers on the fly asking for it. Need another bottle of henney, time to go deep on em!

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Those 25 oz Lime-A-Ritas for $3.00 are a beautiful thing. Great value. Idk why people drink at bars. Biggest rip off in the world.


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Ive been drunk since saturday. One more night left. Fucked an unhappy wife on the beach while my boy fucked her soon to be divorced friend in our hotel room. And i accidently hit the audio record button during the whole beacb ordeal. That bitch could be in a lot of trouble one day!

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I ain't drunk, just been drankin.

First and foremost, in Michigan, you can buy liquor in a Kroger supermarket or at Walmart. In Georgia, only in a liquor store. Amazing.

I have a couple buddies that are whiskey, bourbon, whatever the fuck you wanto call it, snobs. My rich ass brother in law will buy some whiskey for over $100. Truth be told, I can't tell a difference on that versus this $14/bottle Evan Williams lol. As a matter of fact, I am enjoying a glass of Evan on the rocks. Might take over having a couple beers and may even be cheaper.


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I got DRUNK at the wedding saturday night. Woke up in some broads bed 1 town over from the farm. Wore her out one more time and got out the fuck of hillbilly land.

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Get ready bottle, 1:00 pm, you get raped.


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I got DRUNK at the wedding saturday night. Woke up in some broads bed 1 town over from the farm. Wore her out one more time and got out the fuck of hillbilly land.


The story was even more than I thought. I got so drunk that I took a broad who had a man to my car and caught brain from her and took off the draws. The draws were also in my whip under the seat when I took the other chick into my car. I've been trying to put the clues together about the night and just got the rest of it when brain called me 2 days ago askin bout the draws. :kopfpatsch: :lol: If thats how them hillbilly weddings run, I need more of those!

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Yo estoy fizzucked up.


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Shit was crazy. Thank god i got home. :lol:


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Fucked a drunk Russian girl last nigt. My first Russian. it was Marvelous!!

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I am fucking WRECKED


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Been a good night. Pregame had my bb come through. Best headgame in the business. Game time, got some brews out. Craft beer guy. 4x10% beers and im feeling finem. In between play trynna get this chick i met last night to come by.


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Bih sys shes coming over but "dont expect anything." DMn it bitch. Its 1030 im drunk and im feeding you a plan b before you step in this house. Oh and brady just threw a pick, this biths dinner getting MASHED.


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:lol: :lol: dis dude drunk :lol:

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I almost feel bad for this chicks puss. Between getting A1 head a few hours earlier, and being fucked up, I whiskey dicked this chick into oblivion.


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