So you know I've seen it all before... I've seen hoop dreams deflate like a true feans weight..

Shit sounds fresh even today.

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Partying in Niagara falls this weekend with 3 cousins and they boi. Bachelor party. The cousin getting married. I have over 10 ish years on these kids. So I took point on all the booking and planning. The cool shit. I was 17 for my first bachelor party. My uncle got married and put me in the party and the other 2 groomsmen were the fathers of these 3 cousins. Had to do the bachelor party the night before the wedding. We set the brides to be's home town on fire and nearly had a brawl at the strip club.

Also my bros bday weekend...and this nigga obviously wanna buck us out there.
Niagara falls is in danger this weekend.

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That's wasup my Negus. I'm hoping to catch the Niagara Falls myself sooner than later. I hear good things. I been sober for 2 weeks. I'm gonna get it in tonight then wake up to some early ufc tomorrow morning. Lets go

Sofia, Englewood.. A, you gotta take the lady here.

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Appreciate the tip and it looks amazing. Hope I can treat wifey someday soon. But with the kids and lack of a babysitter, it's Chili's, IHOP, and Dave and Busters for now.

We hurt homie in Niagara falls, and them strippers aint him up. It tripped me out to watch a kid I used to carry on my back....the family golden boy.....jump all over lap dance after lap dance after lap dance, then get so drunk that he aint remember half of them.

Then it turns out nigga came into the weekend with COVID. None of us caught it. The alcohol and strippers. Gotta be. We got the cure niggas! Drink up and pay em a visit! Eat some rice n peas and oxtail, jerk chicken, and beef ribs, you'll never contract that shit! A little bit of mexican food too. Fuck with the mexican food.

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Yea man, I remember the sweet 16 I went to a few months ago. My uncle ended up being positive, obviously retroactive to it we concluded dude was positive that night. We hugged up, shook it up, took pics together. Nobody caught it. Obviously we was all tore up.

I mean me and that nigga is tight family, he done slid me a few drink he tried and aint want or couldnt finish, and I done gulp that shit down, no COVID.

Jermz is Immortal!!! While triple vax Biden done got the shit 3 times on Paxlovid

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I'm home, but it aint over.

I'm fucking drunk and high as a motherfucker right now, and I'm a million percent sure I would drive this vehicle better than this fucking lyft driver, holy shit.

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Motherfuckas you ain't saying shit to da boy
Shit you know I'm lit.

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I gotta sober it tonight. I got work to do tonight because the family saint, my younger cousin, is getting married tomorrow to his Ghanian princess and tomorrow....im gonna get sloppy at one point of the next. Im in the wedding party and this nigga got all of us white ghanian groom suits, my hair all done up, I done dropped about 35 lbs since this nigga put me in the wedding party, and all thats left is to fill the cooler with alcohol and we showing up with a whole heap of west indian food to feed the fields.

Jamaica and Ghana solidifying a bond tomorrow, and we dont give a fuck that we gotta work on monday morning.

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Do drugs no excuses nigga

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Nigga i grew weed this summer. That shit just finished curing. Who you talkin to ?

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Then let's go, just got home from yet another retirement party, now my shorty is applying cream on my ankles because the mosquitos went to work, and I'm lighting up as I get lathered up.

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So Jermz, I got me some EFFEN Cucumber today. Real excited to try that shit tomorrow night. They discontinued my go to Svedka Cucumber Lime and I think I'm done with the Kettle One Cucumber Mint. Now this one is just Cucumber. And it's 37.5%, higher than Svedkas 35% and much higher than Kettle Ones 30%. And my boy told me he's had it and whatever BS Cucumber joints I've had that I think are good, this one is gonna blow them away. His words. Super excited.

This stuff is incredible.

I hate cucumber, shit gives me acid reflux.

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Still gotta get on some. But might be a while. Lol. Sunday took a year off of my life clock. Took an impromptu monday sick day from everything and everyone.

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Highly recommended if you like Cucumber and it doesn't give you acid reflux.

The discontinuation of my other joint was a blessing in disguise. Such a difference when it's only Cucumber. Soon as I took that first shot I felt like someone smacked me in the face with a Cucumber. .....and apparently 50 Cent has some kind of promotional deal with the brand. Or had. Idk.

My shorty bought a tequila, cucumber flavored, and I took one shit and was like... Damn, I hate cucumber but this shot is straight, so naturally I had several more shots. Man, I slept sitting down that night. Couldn't even lay flat, I took like 7 pepcids
Ima survive one way or another.

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I'm binging this weekend by my new standard. Tonight I'm having drinks with a former love interest, Romanian chick.. who wants to prove to me that she can be the one. We in a Toronto telle for the night. Then tomorrow at 12 theres a pink and white all day even at the toronto beaches...and I have a brand new white suit courtesy of my new ghanian family..
So I dry cleaned that shit and bought a pink pocket square. Lol. Gonna be girls all over that even....and the wolf showing up in white. Then imma get my ass home for the fights sat night while I try to hammer out work.

Then sunday. Imma chill...recover and work
..which means Imma just drink whatever is left all day long.

Then monday....I'm back to my diet...my fasting...my triple threat workouts....
With some ephedrine and caffeine to boot on my drive to 215 before september 19th.....where I plan to pull up to my boys wife's pool party and take shots at every bitch there who dont have a wedding ring on.

The wolf has laid with the sheep for long enough.

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Is that the one with the cute as a button nose??

My niggas love it when I talk like this, the corporate niggas bug when I talk like this


I'm in it baby, I weed and vodka.

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Nah thats my thick lil weight insecure pork chop, but she working hard in the gym right now.

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