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Nigga are you really telling me that the new whip already got clipped????

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Jermz why you aint check in on Friday night?? i swear i can't organize shit with you faggots. the fuck is so hard about drinking and then taking one minute to log in and make a simple post?? E90 too. i know you aint busy besides jerking off to your Tom Brady road jersey.


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Nigga are you really telling me that the new whip already got clipped????


That's exactly what I'm telling you bro. Doing absolutely nothing but stationed at a red late, homeboy was coming out of the GW Bridge doing like 50, stopped right before hitting me, looks like he then had a mental lapse, went gas again, and right into my shit. I got out mad quick thinking my bumber was going to be smashed, and I couldn't see the dent, the motherfucker swirled, hits the car in front of me and bounced.
I have a chip on the bumper. I'm not driving anymore for another month.

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Jermz why you aint check in on Friday night?? i swear i can't organize shit with you faggots. the fuck is so hard about drinking and then taking one minute to log in and make a simple post?? E90 too. i know you aint busy besides jerking off to your Tom Brady road jersey.


Nigga i drank thursday. Then i pulled up the day friday...hung to.the tits but still ready only to see a post about how u pullin out because of allergies man. ALLERGIES!!! I promptly closed the window and fucked off...so emotional that I only jus saw now that Troof was rockin the spot in place of u bitchin up!! Dont tell me nothin bout no faggot shit! ALLERGIES MAN.?

:hearty-laugh: this a true fuckin story man. I was tight about it man!!

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I'm back in full effect on Friday and Saturday night fellas.

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Anis has to take a Motrin and join us Friday night.

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Jermz why you aint check in on Friday night?? i swear i can't organize shit with you faggots. the fuck is so hard about drinking and then taking one minute to log in and make a simple post?? E90 too. i know you aint busy besides jerking off to your Tom Brady road jersey.


Nigga i drank thursday. Then i pulled up the day friday...hung to.the tits but still ready only to see a post about how u pullin out because of allergies man. ALLERGIES!!! I promptly closed the window and fucked off...so emotional that I only jus saw now that Troof was rockin the spot in place of u bitchin up!! Dont tell me nothin bout no faggot shit! ALLERGIES MAN.?

:hearty-laugh: this a true fuckin story man. I was tight about it man!!


that shit be fucking me up. i cant breathe through my nose. :hearty-laugh:


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I'm back in full effect on Friday and Saturday night fellas.


i got Wednesday and Sunday on schedule but if I see some representation here on Saturday I'll join in as well.


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Friday and saturday are my days off. So ill be the fuck here. And all this cigar talk...imma make a stop somewhere out of isolation to fuck with somfin!

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Nigga are you really telling me that the new whip already got clipped????


That's exactly what I'm telling you bro. Doing absolutely nothing but stationed at a red late, homeboy was coming out of the GW Bridge doing like 50, stopped right before hitting me, looks like he then had a mental lapse, went gas again, and right into my shit. I got out mad quick thinking my bumber was going to be smashed, and I couldn't see the dent, the motherfucker swirled, hits the car in front of me and bounced.
I have a chip on the bumper. I'm not driving anymore for another month.


Glad the whip sturdy as fuck anyway to tank that bump.

COVID mist be breakin ppl down man. Im at a light waiting to run a left....typing this fuckin reply late for my night shift...and i swear to god ny spidey sense is tellin me not to do my customary peel out left on the advance green. Watch the opposite lane some asshole comes barreling thru a whole ass red fuckin redlight like i was about to get the tbone reverse that my cuz just got. Bad enough that i coulda counted a whole 5 while looking at a green light. This shit aint normal man.

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another 8 hour shift put in, im in that peaceful zone i get in when i know im about to go home, and my car battery is fucking dead.....im raping some alcohol tomorrow night. and im blowing this thread up with useful random thoughts even if I'm just talking to myself.


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That's Crazy Jermz. Yea man dude that hit me, he stopped just short of hitting me only because I saw him coming and moved up a but, and you can tell he was fucked up, I thibk it might have been a stolen car, dude looked real spooked out, and by the time I looked away from the mirror it looks like he hit the gas again and just rmed right into me, I got out the car and the motherfucker did some bumper car shit against another vehicle and bounced. You gotta be careful out there these days for sure.

Do it A. Take a Motrin and get fucked up :rofl:

Yo, the COO of our job does a daily Vlog and he shouted me out today, a few people reached out to him on some of the shit I've been doing, which is not human considering thr hours and the contingency strategy with over 30 of my people working remote, shit has been crazy, worse thing is it's starting to really hit us, it ain't missing many. One of my lady's who's on disability lost her mom, and I got a call from one of my top workers and her pops was just taking in a few days ago with Pnomeunia and they confirmed to her today that he tested positive, so obviously a scary situation for her.

People just have to be careful man, prioritize, us doing what we doing and getting trashed at home is the best bet. Ya dudes actually going out to work, you gotta be extra careful man.

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Yaaaa it's sad man, slowly im running into more and more people who has a loved one who had the shit. Some aint make it. Im taking all the precautions I fuckin can, but at this point i dont know wtf the gov is doing, they got police checkin ppl after hours and I have to roll around with a note from my work like wtf??? But same time I dont wanna go home and rely on the government to roll out money for us, because those mfers cant be trusted.

Glad to see that crime still pays and a ninja can ding a few whips and peel off with stolen vehicles! Fuck it, go get it! Jus dont hit my shit!

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another 8 hour shift put in, im in that peaceful zone i get in when i know im about to go home, and my car battery is fucking dead.....im raping some alcohol tomorrow night. and im blowing this thread up with useful random thoughts even if I'm just talking to myself.


Thursday night friday night saturday night, im ready for what the fuck ever!

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And in honor of our collective predicament....im going to be drinking the most fitting beverage for our pandemic.

CORONA

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dude said its the power steering. how or why does the power steering get shot??


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yes here we go. fuck the job. fuck the car. fuck my toe. its me, OJ/Vodka, the Corona Pandemic drunk/high thread, Doritos and Coming to America. :happy: :smile81:


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5 years at the job, and yesterday i finally took a shit at work. absolutely terrifying experience and one i wish to never have again.


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man they dont make movies like this anymore. im dying over here. :rofl:


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5 years at the job, and yesterday i finally took a shit at work. absolutely terrifying experience and one i wish to never have again.


Maaaan, i dun flushed more extra toilet paper down work toilets than anyone, makin cushions of TP on work toilet seats. Gruber say im a pussy for not bare assin a work toilet fuck you, call me a pussy!

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5 years at the job, and yesterday i finally took a shit at work. absolutely terrifying experience and one i wish to never have again.


Maaaan, i dun flushed more extra toilet paper down work toilets than anyone, makin cushions of TP on work toilet seats. Gruber say im a pussy for not bare assin a work toilet fuck you, call me a pussy!


na fuck that, you had it right from the jump. except for your absolute willingness to drop bombs in public. i cant man. but i had no choice yesterday. shit was coming out and i couldn't fight back as hard as i tried.


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man that last scene where Akeem finds out his bride really is Lisa, that shit grabs my soul everytime. just beautiful.


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5 years at the job, and yesterday i finally took a shit at work. absolutely terrifying experience and one i wish to never have again.


Maaaan, i dun flushed more extra toilet paper down work toilets than anyone, makin cushions of TP on work toilet seats. Gruber say im a pussy for not bare assin a work toilet fuck you, call me a pussy!


na fuck that, you had it right from the jump. except for your absolute willingness to drop bombs in public. i cant man. but i had no choice yesterday. shit was coming out and i couldn't fight back as hard as i tried.


Believe me I dont drop public bombs unless clinchin my ass is on the verge of absolute failure. One of the worst feelings in the world, having to take a shit to the point of being completely incapable of holding it back. its like nothing in the entire world matters except that battle with you and your asshole!

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