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So I'm parked on the left side of the street. On the right side 2 asshole cars are parked in the yellow painted area that's designated for the buses to park. So when the bus goes to park there he doesn't have the required amount of room to get in because of the 2 cars parked illegally. So he tries his best but he ends up being parked a good distance from the curb. Not his fault. Ok. Back on the left side a lady comes and parks in front of me but she can't park for shit. All the space in the world but she ends up parking a good distance from the curb as well. Now the fucked part is she is directly across from the bus. So you see where this is going. .....the bus and the lady basically have now blocked off the road. Cars can't fit between them. Chaos and comedy ensues.
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So I'm parked on the left side of the street. On the right side 2 asshole cars are parked in the yellow painted area that's designated for the buses to park. So when the bus goes to park there he doesn't have the required amount of room to get in because of the 2 cars parked illegally. So he tries his best but he ends up being parked a good distance from the curb. Not his fault. Ok. Back on the left side a lady comes and parks in front of me but she can't park for shit. All the space in the world but she ends up parking a good distance from the curb as well. Now the fucked part is she is directly across from the bus. So you see where this is going. .....the bus and the lady basically have now blocked off the road. Cars can't fit between them. Chaos and comedy ensues.
So the lady and bus ended up narrowing up the whole fucking road And everybody doing the universal driving signal for wtf is this...
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Exactly!!
But that's not even the whole story. The first car in the blockade was basically trying to talk the lady through fixing her cars positioning. Like move forward, back up, turn the wheel, move forward etc. Literally just walking her through it. And after several movements the dumb lady ends up in the same exact position. .....and this went on for several minutes. It went from hilarious to being hard to watch.
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Nothing much worse than having an audience when you gotta parallel park or worse correct a bad paralell park when you cant park your car for shit
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LMFAO....that poll that was done before about the most disliked state the people who voted New Jersey musta lived there man, you probably spammed the poll.
LMFAO....that poll that was done before about the most disliked state the people who voted New Jersey musta lived there man, you probably spammed the poll.
It felt like you brought that shit up to get a rise outta me. I'm like shit Negus, sounds accurate to me.
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LMFAO....that poll that was done before about the most disliked state the people who voted New Jersey musta lived there man, you probably spammed the poll.
It felt like you brought that shit up to get a rise outta me. I'm like shit Negus, sounds accurate to me.
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Shit I was gonna come in here and tell a story last week, I dont remember it now
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I don't even know man. I'm stopped at a red light then I notice further down at the corner a big police presence. Then as I get closer I see a group of folk talking to police and a white car smashed up against a tree lol.
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I dont know if Ive said this before, but I love it, love love love, when people hail up in traffic in their mirror to thank me for letting them in, or even if they just fuck up.
Some dude cut me off in traffic on some accident shit and i was about to blow my fuckin top, but then i see him put his hand up in the mirror man, and I'm like ok...dudes apologetic shit happens, hail him back and we going...
and on the reverse I hate muthafuckah who dont...they the scum of the fuckin earth man, scum of the earth!
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Absolutely hilarious you mention that today. Wife was driving and she did that stupid shit of recklessly trying to make her exit instead of just safely taking the next one. She ended up cutting off some dude, wasn't even that serious or close to contact, but you know Macho Man gonna be Macho Man. Dude literally rolled his window down and yelled out the loudest FUCK YOU!! ... ah man i was in tears.
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.....the bus and the lady basically have now blocked off the road. Cars can't fit between them. Chaos and comedy ensues. 
