So in order to balance out my drinking, and cut down on it some I've picked up smoking weed. I've been on it now I'd say for about 8 months, and it gives me a good high especially at night where I struggle often to go to sleep. My typical day is getting on for work at around 7:30am - 8am and I'm on until the fed closes and my team completed their end of day tasks which normally is at around 7:30pm.
I never, ever take lunch, I pretty much just grab something to eat and keep shit moving. Then we talking watching whatever games are on, eating and getting in whatever type of exercise I decide to bang out. By the time I'm done with all this it's already like 11, and that shower wakes me the fuck up, then I'm on until like 1 or 2 am watching sportscenter, curb your enthusiasm, or anything that catches my attention.
The weed shit has knocked me out by midnight at times, so I'm loving this shit, but since I'm new to Jersey still I have to be crossing the bridge to pick my shit up.
So just last week there's a kid behind the counter at the liquor store thats pretty cool, and we doing the small talk shit, so I was like yo where can I get some weed around here man I'm from the across the bridge and be having to go over there to pick my shit up, that's not such a big deal because I'm always in NY but I'm trying to be a pillar of my new community and it's time for me to get my shit from NJ. So the kid gives me a number and tells me they will even deliver it.
Yesterday I decide to hit this dude up, we chatting and I'm like you let me get an 1/8 so I can try it out and he was like OK it's 30, I'm skeptical right about now but I'm like fuck it let me try this shit.
I meat homey at a lot a few minutes from my house and come back and roll that shit to have it locked and loaded for later that night.
Man, I took a few pulls of this shit and got in the shower and all of a sudden I thunder storm drops were falling on my body, I could hear the fucking drops of water hitting the shower floor, I came out that motherfucking stumbling and bumbling and ended up ordering like 20 fucking sliders from white castle.
I'm still fucking high right now.
Holy shit.

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I usually despise posts this fucking long, but i immediately had high hopes for this one. did not disappoint. thanks.

You want more A?
Oh man, I got more. Tell me to keep going, you not gonna believe this shit.

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Thunderstorm
Aye 30 for an half qtr is pretty good prices especially if the weed was bomb. You winning.

I dont wanna parade rain i just hope it aint laced with nothing man, so keep your mind open to that.

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OK so now you opened it up Jermz. I'll give ya more.
So my wife knows I get my shit from NY, so last night at around 9 I was like, I'll BRB I'm gonna go get something, so naturally she's like you going to NY now for that? And I'm like nah, the kid at the liquor store gave me a contact and I hit em up so I'm gonna meet em real quick to pick it up.
So at this point she becomes unbearable, a product of constantly watching the investigation Channel, and she's like what if it's a setup? What if it's a cop? And I'm like chill, I'll be back in 5 minutes.
What if it's laced? You don't know these guys, I'm like yea but it ain't like I have a weed tester for the shit I get from NY, relax.
This goes on for a few minutes, meanwhile my new drug dealer is waiting for me, I'm not making a good first impression.
Soni finally get her to chill, and I go, meet up with dude, black guy in his 30's it was a quick exchange I was like yo, appreciate you bro I'll hit you back for an ounce this weekend if this lands rights. He's like cool, I bounce.
I get back home, and I notice my wife's car is not in the driveway
Soni call her up from the driveway, and I'm like don't tell me you followed me, where you at, and she's like, I got his license plate, I was making sure he didn't follow you back home
You can't make this shit up

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I need to meet yo wifey one day man, she a real one She doin the work bruh good for her, she aint tryna lose her man and life over no fuckin half qtr weed thats how a wife supposed to reason the shit!!!

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That shit just made my day

I gotta say it again man, I totally agree with how ya wife acted man lmfao, but agree with how you did too man, like ya, it's just the weed man, calm down, but she supposed to be the one with the rifle in the bushes in case some shit go wrong. That's some fuckin G shit. Ayo, go bring Mah some flowers my Neg

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what if man was going to get his dick wet instead of the wee pick up? LMAO

Well....she did take this man from another woman so.... lemme digress

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the bar been set pretty high for BHO stories for the year lol. i thought that after the thunderstorm shower.

"The man behind the liquor counter love me....damn near be ready to huggggg me" -- E-40

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I am Brother Burowz. A black soul with white pride.#MAGA2024

I see why she wifey now

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My name is Ice, and I want to sincerely apologize to Matthew Stafford for all of the irrational, unfair, and quite frankly stupid comments I have made about him in the past. Stafford is elite. Stafford is clutch. Stafford is a winner. Stafford is, forever, a Super Bowl Champion. I know this now.

Lol, if anything woulda went wrong, clack clack

Wifey: I told you not to trust that muthafucka get in the car

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My head was spinning when I saw that driveway empty, then she comes through from the side road so I don't even know what route she took or how she followed this nigga, but she took the craziest route back to the house. The final touch was when she told me she took his license plate, poor fucking guy is just trying to make some cash and he has no idea my wife has him under surveillance.

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She tailed you bro and you aint even know. You better check the car for a tracker

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That's actually the craziest thing, because my awareness is fucking insane. I just didn't really even think she would do that because cause she had a robe and everything but she went out in the robe and out her coat over, so she was able to get out quick.

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You better put that into the computer fam, know who you making this life with!!

For niggas of our years, idk man that sexy af. Mami dont play!

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Yea the women in my life be trippin on me too. Cause i sell knockoff jerseys on the internet, and meet up with these mothafuckas to get em off sometimes. Usually a major retailer parking lot, usually not at night either. I'm smart and I always circle around peep shit before i reveal what car/area im in.

But like you said women be gassed up off that murder channel lol watching that shit every night they be paranoid as fuck

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My name is Ice, and I want to sincerely apologize to Matthew Stafford for all of the irrational, unfair, and quite frankly stupid comments I have made about him in the past. Stafford is elite. Stafford is clutch. Stafford is a winner. Stafford is, forever, a Super Bowl Champion. I know this now.

do they know its knock offs.

Ayo, what is ya man Ice dealing with????

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Lmao most of the time no. Smart ones do. Of course i dont say they knockoffs. I also dont claim they are super real. I just say they are nice quality because they are. Most wouldn't or cant tell they knockoffs lol.

I invested a lot in the cowboys and the paid off. I bought a shitload of CeeDee lambs and Micah parsons. Made a shitload off Deebo as well. Sadly enough, the most i made was off Kobe jerseys in this last year. I actually feel kinda bad for those but the people wanted em

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My name is Ice, and I want to sincerely apologize to Matthew Stafford for all of the irrational, unfair, and quite frankly stupid comments I have made about him in the past. Stafford is elite. Stafford is clutch. Stafford is a winner. Stafford is, forever, a Super Bowl Champion. I know this now.

Ayo Ice, don't let these fuckers make you feel bad, go make that $$$

Fuck around and meet up with Ice for that vintage Carolina MJ jersey and that shit says JORDON on the back.

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