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ok now im drunk.


success. :rofl:

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but in reality, id guess the average time is shockingly low. id say 7 minutes. :lol:


This one doctor in a youtube video says its under 5.7 minutes man :lol:

Men on average say their ideal is 16 minutes, but that the actual they assume is about 9,

Women on average say that their ideal is 25 minutes, lol, thats what they want.

Of course, I put out the caveat...these numbers dont really "matter", and if your partner, generally speaking, is satisfied with the minute and a half or two that you've been able to muster, then thats okay too :D :D :D

Man, my dick gonna shrivel up and fall off and imma go to hell for the laugh I let out when I heard 5.7 minutes man, I hope god and the universe was asleep to hear that shit, I wish I could drop quick nuts that quick fuckin broads it would be glorious. :hearty-laugh:

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well thats why foreplay is very important in alot of situations lol.


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Healthy conversations in this bitch :rofl:

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Damn yall got into it...


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If ya don't ear pussy you got your work cut out for you, I'm Hispanic so you I be a in that shit.
But eating pussy is a good buffer for recuperation, when needed.

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If ya don't ear pussy you got your work cut out for you, I'm Hispanic so you I be a in that shit.
But eating pussy is a good buffer for recuperation, when needed.


Facts. It's also a very good way to get up on the scoreboard early, requiring you to do overall less with the penetration. Im blessed with both, but every girl ive messed with, almost without fail, If I run up the score a bit eatin, she gonna get competitive and start worrying about catching up by any means more than she worrying about time limits or getting off additional times.

Stay up on the scoreboard. Put the pressure on them.

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That's right. Be a gentlemen people, make sure they get theirs 1st.


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Depends on how long you've been with shorty, don't get me wrong, you better break your chicks back frequently to remind her, but if you've been rocking for a while like I have sometimes I'm in it for me and shorty gotta come for the ride and if she miss it she can always catch the next one.

G shit.

Don't be shy on getting your nut off when you need it.

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That's what the head on the car ride home is for, LOL


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Depends on how long you've been with shorty, don't get me wrong, you better break your chicks back frequently to remind her, but if you've been rocking for a while like I have sometimes I'm in it for me and shorty gotta come for the ride and if she miss it she can always catch the next one
G shit.

Don't be shy on getting your nut off when you need it.


yes sir. G for gospel cause you just spit it. :lol:

na for real, for us (my wife not you lol) its an unspoken balance that we're always in tune with 100% of the time. plenty of times ive done the deed, plenty of times she's done the deed, plenty of times we both done it, and my personal favorite, simultaneously doing the deed together. :happy-dancing:


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Depends on how long you've been with shorty, don't get me wrong, you better break your chicks back frequently to remind her, but if you've been rocking for a while like I have sometimes I'm in it for me and shorty gotta come for the ride and if she miss it she can always catch the next one
G shit.

Don't be shy on getting your nut off when you need it.


yes sir. G for gospel cause you just spit it. :lol:

na for real, for us (my wife not you lol) its an unspoken balance that we're always in tune with 100% of the time. plenty of times ive done the deed, plenty of times she's done the deed, plenty of times we both done it, and my personal favorite, simultaneously doing the deed together. :happy-dancing:


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Depends on how long you've been with shorty, don't get me wrong, you better break your chicks back frequently to remind her, but if you've been rocking for a while like I have sometimes I'm in it for me and shorty gotta come for the ride and if she miss it she can always catch the next one
G shit.

Don't be shy on getting your nut off when you need it.


yes sir. G for gospel cause you just spit it. :lol:

na for real, for us (my wife not you lol) its an unspoken balance that we're always in tune with 100% of the time. plenty of times ive done the deed, plenty of times she's done the deed, plenty of times we both done it, and my personal favorite, simultaneously doing the deed together. :happy-dancing:


So how does that work. You just go downtown on that puss then go make her a sandwich or something? I can't say I;ve ever messed with a chick and didn't end up getting mine, by hook or by crook. :hearty-laugh:


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well thats the thing, im not just messing with a chick. its my wife that ive been with for almost 17 years. its a different set of rules. im pretty sure ive made her a sandwich or a coke float afterwards at some point. :rofl:


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Ya thats definitely wife or sustained live in broad stuff.

And probably more so when yall have kids and other priorities etc. If i got a wife...we aint got no kids...and we both working the same shift...aint no reason why we aint fuckin like horny teens until some other respnsibilities cut down the number and make timely mutual nut everytime less important. Just some...hold on i gotchu right here u can get me back later type shit. Because 2 - 3 kids and they activities and dishes and laundry and all that goin on at the same time.

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well thats the thing, im not just messing with a chick. its my wife that ive been with for almost 17 years. its a different set of rules. im pretty sure ive made her a sandwich or a coke float afterwards at some point. :rofl:



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A few things.
Ran out of Woodford Reserve and found that I had an opened Angels Envy, sipping on that right now while I right out my motivational email to the team ahead of tomorrow's Year end spectacle.

Yea though, same as A, sometimes we land together, sometimes I hop off and be like damn shorty I got you next time, and sometimes I wreck that shit and she need a break and leave me hanging, it's all good man, I've been rocking for 12 myself and ya seen me on the come up cause the shorty I got with while I was in my first marriage, and you know I came to BHO for some advise :lol:

Real talk, best advise I got for my situation, was on this forum. No shit.

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how many years has it been now?


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Been a long long time for me here man, I remember I got a PM from Kaos when I first joined and made a post about Trinidad, Kaos was like " Yo what's up my Boricua brother you are now part of Boricua Nation and we be going to war with all these dudes, you one of us bro"
And I was like yea man I know I've been reading through the topics for about a week and decided to join, let's go.

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I felt like I had just gotten enrolled Into active duty :rofl:

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how many years has it been now?


about 15 years for me. :shock: :lol:


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my boy OD'd on some gummies or some shit, idk the whole story, but apparently he was in the ER last night acting a fool, hallucinating and chanting some weird shit lmfao. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

im gonna clown his ass when I see him. :hearty-laugh:


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my boy OD'd on some gummies or some shit, idk the whole story, but apparently he was in the ER last night acting a fool, hallucinating and chanting some weird shit lmfao. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

im gonna clown his ass when I see him. :hearty-laugh:



hahahah some people can't handle their shit.

What's everyone getting into tonight?


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im just staying home with my girls. gonna order some fried rice and wings from this Korean chicken spot, lil sandwich platter from Jersey Mikes, hook up some other finger foods, got the Vodka/Rum/Champagne all ready to go, first drink estimated for about 8:35 pm, probably bust a nut by about 1 am. should be another memorable one lol.


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