LETS GO!!

yoooo. so i walk into work, and my manager calls me into the office, im like fuck i just got in wtf did i do now?? na, Negus gifted me a bottle of Champagne. so yea im drinking that shit tonight. we're all gonna fucking die anyway. might as well.

OK, I'm in.

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A check your PM This is serious business

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lets sneak 1 last session in before New Years Eve. lets go! and fuck the champagne. saving that for the New Years toast. Vodka baby.


and yea Troof, im gonna have my first drink then kick some Covid knowledge for you lol.

I aint drinkin, but i'll watch. I been in the bottle too much lately, and Ive been told today i have about 2 or 3 more weeks before Im back to the working world. So imma let the body rest before I go on a week and half of benders in january.

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This nigga Jermz said he'll watch
Go ahead A spot that Covid Mastery
I'm gonna light up again.

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Lemme Watch RIP Like King of Comedy Bernie said about his wife saying she wanna go get a young man " Go get the muthafucka, I dont give a fuck go get ..... and I'll watch...I'll watch...I swear I'll watch "

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Some milk and cookies

Mac was the man for real.

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Troof i trust you doing pretty well. hows the wife and kid??

but yea as for as the tests you took, the results would actually make sense, given what my trusted source told me yesterday. this was actually some time after our lil convo about the tests and such. but dude told me the rapid tests dont neccessarily tell if you're Covid positive or not. instead they tell whether you are still contagious, assuming you are indeed positive. so in your case, PCR positive and rapid negative, that would mean you obviously are positive, but past the contagious stage, thus the rapid came out negative. then i remembered you said your peoples stated they keep the rapids for personnel, that would make sense. Negus dont really care if you're positive, just whether you are contagious. you can still keep testing positive for a while but still be perfectly fine to return to work.

That makes a lot of sense and I'll be sure to tell shorty because she's obviously concerned about her mom, who I'm sure also has if she just wasn't tested, but she's a hypochondriac so if she was feeling anything we'd know immediately.
The little man is good, he will be on his PS5 all night because now that he's positive he can't go back to work and his semester is over, we all feel a little something but nothing too crazy.
Thanks for the Info though cause that shit makes sense.

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Hmmm...good to know. Drunk or Sober, seems like Austin is on the ball.

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im not drunk....yet. but yes that statement is true.

Aight fuck you, yall wanna drink. Lets drink.

Shut yo ass up Troof, i dont wanna hear nun man.

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You don't have to if you don't want to bro

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Nigga buzz off

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ya funny.


yo random shit, i never ever knew that Lennox Lewis walked British Bulldog down the aisle for his Summerslam '92 match vs Bret Hart. that shit blew my mind. wtf was Lennox stature as a boxer in 1992?? anyway that was pretty cool.

Shit, I didnt know that either.

I met Lennox as a kid in kitchener ontario where his mom had a house, my dad has some kind of links to his family, in fact all jamaicans who ran thru the gta and surroundings had some short degrees of separation. My dad used to run against ben johnson in high school too. Might have also been connected to my fathers father who was a jamaican brit and a londoner.

Lennox was undefeated and on the cusp back then, but overshadowed by Tyson. But for the British Bulldog, and Vince who has always been an astute predictor of talent, im sure he made a list of who he could recruit for that and then maybe bring in for some side show, and Lennox, a well established Londoner by that time, fit the bill pretty well.

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Lets get to the meat of the discussion if you'll pardon the pun here....

But, how long do yall think the average IELT time is during intercourse across the board??

Preamble. IELT, stands for Intravaginal Ejaculation Latency Time, its basically the amount spent engaging in actual penetrational activities. We gonna exclude back booty work here, we just talkin bout penis to vagina. How long yall think it is?

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You sound like your latency time might be kinda low my Negus BHO a safe space, no judgement.

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na Negus im straight.

but you using all these scientific big words and acronyms and shit. straight up, whats the average time it takes Negus to bust a nut, excluding ass fucking. thats it.

but in reality, id guess the average time is shockingly low. id say 7 minutes.